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Christmas Cracker Jokes

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. Christmas Cracker Jokes is filled with hilarious, silly jokes on a huge variety of topics that will keep you laughing for days - and that's sno joke! From food jokes to spooky jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. What's miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble. Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake. The book is Father Christmas-shaped, making it the perfect festive stocking filler!

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128 pages

Published: 2018 by Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 9781529003550

Dimensions: 197 x 126 x 14mm

Author(s): Macmillan Children's Books

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Christmas Cracker Jokes Paperback Book Edition by Macmillan Children's Books

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. Christmas Cracker Jokes is filled with hilarious, silly jokes on a huge variety of topics that will keep you laughing for days - and that's sno joke! From food jokes to spooky jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. What's miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble. Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake. The book is Father Christmas-shaped, making it the perfect festive stocking filler!

Paperback Book

128 pages

Published: 2018 by Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 9781529003550

Dimensions: 197 x 126 x 14mm

Author(s): Macmillan Children's Books

Illustrator(s):

Christmas Cracker Jokes Paperback Book Edition by Macmillan Children's Books

Suggested Age Group(s):

Corona Service Update: Please allow 5 to 7 days for STANDARD delivery. Our warehouse teams are following all Government Guidance on social distancing.

UK Standard Delivery is £3.95, UK FREE when you spend over £50


Next Day Delivery £7.95, Subject to access.

Deliveries for In-Stock items are currently taking 5 to 7 working days, please wait until after this time to contact us. We send emails out at all stages, so once your order has been despatched we will send another email with tracking information where appropriate.

Our carriers are operating a 'contactless delivery', with GPS tracking to ensure your house has been visited.

If an item is 'Out of Stock/Pre-Order' we will part ship so you receive what we have within 7 days (subject to local carriers), the rest will follow at our expense.

UK Standard Delivery is £3.95, UK FREE when you spend over £50


Next Day Delivery £7.95, Subject to access & Covid-19 policy this may NOT be Next Day and we can not refund.

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20 Years of tried and trusted trading. We have won over 5 national mail order awards including Best Internet Business, and are one of the UK’s Top 10 UK mail order companies as named by The Daily Telegraph.

Science, Tech, Engineering, Art & Maths (STEAM) are our speciality being the passion of our founder and former teacher, Alison Quill.

FREE UK delivery on orders over £50 Our standard delivery charge is £3.95 for UK destinations and our checkout calculates overseas destinations based on the weight of goods in your basket.

Next day delivery is available (NOT guaranteed during Corona Restrictions, sorry) for £7.95.

You get a full 90 days to return your item to us. So for whatever reason (so long as it in original packaging and perfect condition) simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every penny.

Returns are Easy Simply send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. Please complete the returns note on the reverse of your delivery note telling us if you wish to have an exchange or refund. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! We refund postage for faulty items.

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

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